With Brand New Eyes

oh yeah.
today when we finished the first part of the A.P French exam and we had to seal our booklets, the proctor, Mr. Dhalsted was all like, “make sure you put the seals on your booklet, don’t accidentally put a walrus.”
and i was dying.
i busted out laughing so loud, and i couldn’t control myself.
and everyone looked at me like i was having an exorcism, and i was scared that i was gonna have my score canceled :(
but i didn’t.
abd yup, that’s my last story.
gonna shower and smoke a bowl and sleeeep.

i wish i bruised easily.
like bruises are so pretty.

i think they’re like tattoos.
idk.
i think they’re pretty.

omg, so i’ve been following this guy, i call him.cool poem guy bvuz he writes like super cute poems.
anyways, i literally just found out we live in the same city.

WOW!
that’s exciting huh!?!?!
YES UT FUCKUNG IS!
LIKE DUDE THE WORLD IS SOOOO BIG AND ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WHO I DON’T KNOW IN PERSON AT ALL LIVES IN THE SAME EXACT CITY AS ME!!!!
THAT’S LIKE FINDING OUT JESUS WAS YOUR NEIGHBOR. AND SATAN LIVES AROUND THE CORNER AND KURT COBAIN LIVES A FEW BLOCKS AWAY.

WOW.

jesuschristvevo:

laughing-alone-with-johnvris:

being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school

(Source: inkwellhero, via theyraisedamonster)

omg.
so i was on the bus on way home today and this suuuuuuuuuper cute guy got on the bus.
like omg.
he looked sooooo handsome.
he was tall, facial haired, not pale not dark, medium sized nose, and he was wearing a Joy Division shirt, he has his septum pierced.

omg.
wow.
he was like
ajdhdjdkslalagsgskakskalajdjakak!!!!”
so handsome.

i did the Suzanne orgasm eye twitch.
ugh.

AP testing was a success.
i feel confident that i got at least a four on both my exams.

i’m so happy that they’re done now. like wow. now it’s just time for finals, and i’m D O N E!!!